5.6 how can I make my hair really big?


Big Long Hair, By Ladybee

  1. Don't wash your hair the day of the Bigness. If you can stand it, don't wash it the day before either. Dirty hair biggens better than clean hair.
  2. Obtain a can of aerosol Aqua Net & a bottle of Rave Mega Hold 4 hairspray (both are cheapo hair products, & you shouldn't pay more than $3-4 per bottle.
  3. Take a Deep Breath. Envelop head in a cloud of Aqua Net. Then crimp your hair all over in small sections (this will take a long time, & may require the aid of a friend), or if you don't have a hour or so to do this, crimp as much of the underlayers of your hair as you can.
  4. Take a stiff-bristled brush. Bend at the waist & flip your hair upside down[1]. Grab small hanks of your hair & hold it straight out from your head, down toward the end of the hair. Back-comb/tease it. Repeat all over lower layers of hair. Spray liberally with Rave Mega Hold 4. Wait a few secs for it to dry. Turn upright.
  5. Take a fine-toothed comb. Repeat back-combing/teasing process w/top layers of hair. Spray after each tease/back-combing hair-hank with Aqua Net. With practice, you'll figure out how to use the propellant quality of the Aqua Net to help 'blow' your hair upwards into greater heights of largeness.
  6. When your hair is as large as you want it, spray all over with Aqua Net. Then finish your makeup or whatever else you have to do, & right before you leave, spray it all over with Rave Mega Hold 4. If it is windy out, wait a bit for the RHM4 to set/dry a tad before leaving.
[1] Big Hair first, *then* corset. :)



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